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Starbound: Mating in the club. by Musetrigger Starbound: Mating in the club. by Musetrigger
Let me explain...


The Floran are a relatively young race according to the brief bio posted upon their reveal. Since they are not inherently evil, some of them find themselves among other races, joining them in galactic exploration. Now then, when two of them walk into a club with an abundance of dancers, what do you think comes to mind?

Let me put it in another way. Given they're young age as a species, what's the only dance that they know.


With that question out in the open, I must apologize for this obscene Floran pornography.


And I believe in the buttdance. Again, I am very sorry.
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:iconarcticsage-zaiphod:
Arcticsage-Zaiphod Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That expression at the end reminds me of a certain Avian of mines XD
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:icongrayphus:
Grayphus Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
LOL?? Horizon Mambo! In deed!
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:iconzenie250:
Zenie250 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Student Artist
HaahahahhaXD! LOL
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:iconrexandaxis:
RexAndAxis Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, I know, I'm late to the party here.
Buthey
community.playstarbound.com/in…
Fogetaboutit
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:icontheultimatescarecrow:
TheUltimateScareCrow Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh your comics are too funny
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:icongary3-6-9:
Gary3-6-9 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Is it just me, or does the Avian guy look like Mordecai? Especially in the second panel.
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:iconredmondvanguard:
RedmondVanguard Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why is this "pornografic"? i dont see what there doing at all
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:iconpjeeeeeee2:
Pjeeeeeee2 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 28, 2014
Procreation in plants occur in the flower, florans have flowers on their HEAD thus they would procreate by exchanging spores with eachother's flower on the head, so instead of making a romantic/cure snuggling picture of two florans you decide to go with buttdancing?

legit

edit: i still love it, it's funny but inaccurate, i would think
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:iconmusetrigger:
Musetrigger Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
But the flowers on their heads vary, don't they?  In fact some Floran won't have any.

Then again, this theory of yours can actually strengthen the idea that there could be dfferent families of Floran based on their head dresses.

In any case, this was just a response from something a dev member posted about Floran procreation.  Their true ways are yet to be explained, if they'll EVER be explained.
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:icontheoneandonlytoaster:
TheOneAndOnlyToaster Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
how does it work
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:iconbadassman2:
Badassman2 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
I don't know... Pollen? Spores maybe? Florans are wierd.
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:icontheoneandonlytoaster:
TheOneAndOnlyToaster Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
pretty plausible theory.
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:iconpootispencerheer:
Pootispencerheer Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Florians...
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:iconixmore:
Ixmore Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014
Is that a pony in the background next to the red floran? btw, I wonder what happens next?
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:icongggrrrstar:
GGGRRRSTAR Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
Wow. I just noticed that.
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:iconkingofkirbys:
KingofKirbys Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
it took me so long but I now finally understand this joke
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:iconlogan0x0:
Logan0x0 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha....:iconimdeadplz:
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:iconfanaticartistnr1:
FanaticArtistNr1 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Artist
do you get a lot of regular show references?
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:iconcombinecommando:
Combinecommando Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014
HOW COULD YOU SHOW THIS? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
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:iconninufaa:
ninufaa Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
OH MY FRIGGIN GOD

I'm dead, you killed me when you decided to introduce the newest Floran "dance moves".

Now excuse me while I sit in a corner and laugh myself to death while having a major hemorrhage through my nose...
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:iconbloxxman978:
bloxxman978 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
"You know I smoke all the ganja all of 'de time"
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:icongranmanuel:
granmanuel Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
DELIRIOUS!
I loled hard... :')
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:iconbusterbuizel:
BusterBuizel Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS NEEDS A MATURE CONTENT WARNING! :lmao:
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:iconalucasan:
Alucasan Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
love the work mate
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:iconmccreeperify:
Mccreeperify Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist
wait, did they say thats how floran reproduce or what?
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:iconeclipseblaze:
EclipseBlaze Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Google safe search cannot defend the innocent from this form of pornWink/Razz 
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:iconpmiller1:
PMiller1 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But the Flower part is one the top.
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:icongranmanuel:
granmanuel Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
did you see the bottom part of a floran?
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:iconskythe-soulblade:
Skythe-Soulblade Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
rofl this is rich.
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:iconraikun:
Raikun Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
This had me giggling like an idiot :)
Well done!
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:iconcykyn-22:
Cykyn-22 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013
Nice artwork. Just recently bought the game. It's fun.
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:iconworthian:
Worthian Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
Sweet mother of- JOE GET THE CAMERA! As funny as it is I'm pretty sure they know more than one dance and that this is not how they mate.
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:iconztruechaos:
ZTrueChaos Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
Is the green one male and the red one female? xD
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:iconxython:
Xython Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
There are no male Floran.
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:iconfierce0deity0link:
Fierce0Deity0Link Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There are no females either technically.
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:iconmidnightclip:
MidnightClip Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So, what does the blue and red flower means?
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:iconmusetrigger:
Musetrigger Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
There are feminine and masculine versions of the Floran, but as plants, they both possess both parts for reproduction.
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:iconreorc-hunk:
REORC-HUNK Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Avian:"OH GOD ITS A MATING RITUAL!"
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:iconjesness:
Jesness Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Holy crap, he lives?! :P Nice to see you among the artistic again. Also *covers eyes* they're exchanging genetic material! How obsene! Just kidding. This is pretty cute. Is it a completely original idea or a fan-based comic? Either way,as usual very well drawn. Nice job.
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:iconmusetrigger:
Musetrigger Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, Jes. It's good to see you again. It's just a fan comic, but I still learned a few new techniques making it.
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:iconjesness:
Jesness Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*nods* doing is the best way of learning; at least about drawing/art. Still a great job.
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:iconkurvos:
Kurvos Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Okay, so I've read and checked the comic now and read the description twice.... and I don't know if it's me being dumb or something, but I honestly don't get it. >_<;
It's shocking to see them dance butt to butt? Why? Because they are of opposite gender of each other, if they are...? I am really confused. XP
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y-the-adaptor Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ok, a simple quetion: what is the only dance that animals know? :P there's a word in the title that says everything
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GameFreak38 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Professional Writer
Wow. Been forever since we last saw you. Great to see you posting again.

Nice picture though. You did great with the coloring and the expressions are perfect.
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